YOU SAID:
Why have you got a banana in your ear?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたの耳にバナナがありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you have bananas in your ears?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたの耳にバナナがありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you have bananas in your ears?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.