YOU SAID:
Why lick your dog when you can put dog excrement in your mouth for the same flavor?
INTO JAPANESE
同じ味の口の中で犬の排泄物を置くことができるときなぜあなたの犬をなめるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When can put dog excrement in the same taste in mouth why your dog licks?
Come on, you can do better than that.
