YOU SAID:

why must this happen to me dawg I can't even

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なぜこれが私に起こらなければならないのか私もできない

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I can't understand why this has to happen to me.

INTO JAPANESE

私はなぜこれが私に起こらないのか理解できません。

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I can't understand why this doesn't happen to me.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜこれが私に起こらないのか理解できません。

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I don't understand why this doesn't happen to me.

INTO JAPANESE

私はなぜこれが私に起こらないのか理解できません。

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I can't understand why this doesn't happen to me.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜこれが私に起こらないのか理解できません。

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I don't understand why this doesn't happen to me.