YOU SAID:
Why's my closet making pirate sounds?
INTO JAPANESE
クローゼットが海賊の音を出すのはなぜですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why does the closet make a pirate sound?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜクローゼットは海賊の音を出すのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why does the closet make a pirate sound?
Come on, you can do better than that.