YOU SAID:
Why on earth would you think that my toes are hot dogs?
INTO JAPANESE
どうして私のつま先がホットドッグだと思うの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you think my toes are hot dogs?
INTO JAPANESE
どうして私のつま先がホットドッグだと思うの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you think my toes are hot dogs?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.