YOU SAID:
will likes to smash cafetieres
INTO JAPANESE
カフェテリアを粉砕するのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to crush the cafeteria
INTO JAPANESE
私はカフェテリアを粉砕するのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to crush the cafeteria
That didn't even make that much sense in English.