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Will someone out there please kill me. Life is way too hard. I am so small and tiny and have no money. I am but a humble little cottage frog. I just wish to gave a little hat upon my minuscule head

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を殺してください。人生は難しすぎます。私はとても小さくて小さく、お金がありません。私は謙虚な小さなコテージカエルです。私はちょうど私のマイナスの頭に小さな帽子を与えたい

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Someone please kill me. Life is too difficult. I am so small and small that I don't have any money. I am a humble little cottage frog. I just want to give my minus head a small hat

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を殺してください。人生は難しすぎます。私はとても小さくて小さいので、お金がありません。私は謙虚な小さなコテージカエルです。私はちょうど私のマイナスの頭に小さな帽子を与えたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone please kill me. Life is too difficult. I'm so small and small that I don't have any money. I am a humble little cottage frog. I just want to give my minus head a small hat

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を殺してください。人生は難しすぎます。私はとても小さくて小さいので、お金がありません。私は謙虚な小さなコテージカエルです。私はちょうど私のマイナスの頭に小さな帽子を与えたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone please kill me. Life is too difficult. I'm so small and small that I don't have any money. I am a humble little cottage frog. I just want to give my minus head a small hat