YOU SAID:
Will you punch me in the crouch if I see a monkey killing a rocking banana?
INTO JAPANESE
あなた私にパンチ、クラウチ ロッキング バナナを殺す猿を見た場合ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You saw the monkey punch me, Crouch locking bananas will kill you.
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