Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Will you punch me in the crouch if I see a monkey killing a rocking banana?

INTO JAPANESE

あなた私にパンチ、クラウチ ロッキング バナナを殺す猿を見た場合ですか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You saw the monkey punch me, Crouch locking bananas will kill you.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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