YOU SAID:

Without any bullets I was turning into a bad joke.

INTO JAPANESE

弾丸がなければ、私は悪い冗談に変わっていました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Without the bullets, I would have turned into a bad joke.

INTO JAPANESE

弾丸がなければ、私は悪い冗談に変わっていただろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Without the bullets, I would have turned into a bad joke.