YOU SAID:

WOAH!!! I can't even pee on my head this is amazing!!

INTO JAPANESE

すごい 迫力！！！私は私の頭の上でおしっこをすることさえできない、これは素晴らしいです!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Woah!!! I can't even pee on my head, this is great!

INTO JAPANESE

すごい 迫力！！！私も私の頭の上におしっこすることはできません、これは素晴らしいです!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Woah!!! I can't even pee on my head, this is great!