YOU SAID:

wow Christ you fudge face what zen actual fatback is this shiitake mushrooms like for realzies, what are we actually dooming

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なんてこったい、あなたはこのシイタケが実は何のために好きなのか

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What do you want to do, what do you really like this shiitake for?

INTO JAPANESE

何をしたいですか、このしいたけは何が本当に好きですか？

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What do you want to do and what do you really like this shiitake mushroom?

INTO JAPANESE

このしいたけは何をしたいですか、本当に好きですか？

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What do you want to do for Shiitake and do you really like it?

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しいたけのために何をしたいですか？本当に好きですか？

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What do you want for Shiitake? Do you really like it?

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椎iに何が欲しい？本当に好きですか？

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What do you want for Shii i? Do you really like it?

INTO JAPANESE

椎iに何が欲しい？本当に好きですか？

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What do you want for Shii i? Do you really like it?