YOU SAID:
wow im shook, wig flew
INTO JAPANESE
うわーイムは横に振った、かつらが飛んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, I shook, the wig flew
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、私は横に振った、かつらが飛んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, I shook, the wig flew
That didn't even make that much sense in English.