YOU SAID:
wow my dogs collar i just ate fell off
INTO JAPANESE
わあ、今食べたばかりの犬の首輪が落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, the dog collar I just ate fell off
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、さっき食べた犬の首輪が落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, the dog collar I just ate fell off
Come on, you can do better than that.