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HOT PARTIES

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04Jun22
Vote if you're not straight 🏳️‍🌈
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3h ago
I am with thy a Pong-Man, and I am in your grandson!
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3h ago
Our silly fathers were running in the heathers.
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3h ago
Do what you were born to do: use your legs and JUMP!!!
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3h ago
Paul Fireplace going up! Nicole is in the kitchen.
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4h ago
Feast your eyes on the SACABAMBASPIS!
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4h ago
Members of the Puffball species are known to regurgitate a rainbow-like substance during times of distress.
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4h ago
Humans are like spiders: we turn red after narrowly escaping death 25 times.
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4h ago
Hurt an eagle, no effect... in a game of Snit!
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4h ago
Bet you can't go 30 days without going insane!

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05May23
Taken from Interview 264a:
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05May23
SCP-264 claims to be the creator of the statues and the structure they "live" in.
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05May23
Translation of the ███████ language has been suspended indefinitely due to [DATA EXPUNGED] (see Addendum 2[...]
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05May23
The statuettes are marked with the anomalies' object number on the base, and do not appear otherwise anomalous.
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05May23
buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot?[...]
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05May23
Subject refers to itself as "The Guardian", and refers to the carved statues as separate entities.
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05May23
SCP-264: I trace the threads of Fate.
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05May23
The figurine depicts an unknown, vaguely squid-like creature. (value $21,424)
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05May23
I SLEPT ON MY PILLOW AND GOTPINK EYE
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05May23
All attempts to inquire SCP-263-1 about himself or SCP-263 have proven ineffective.
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