YOU SAID:

yeet i peed on my dog and the dog ate my poops and drove a car into a toilet

INTO JAPANESE

うん私は私の犬をのぞき見し、犬は私のうんちを食べて、トイレに車を運転した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah I peeped at my dog, the dog ate my poop and drove the car to the bathroom

INTO JAPANESE

うん私は私の犬をのぞき見、犬は私のうんちを食べて、バスルームに車を運転した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah I peeped at my dog, the dog ate my poop and drove a car into the bathroom

INTO JAPANESE

うん私は私の犬をのぞき見、犬は私のうんちを食べて、バスルームに車を運転した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah I peeped at my dog, the dog ate my poop and drove a car into the bathroom