Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Yeet me out a window; defenestrate me, Daddy

INTO JAPANESE

窓から出してくれ。私を守れ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get it out of the window. Protect me

INTO JAPANESE

窓から出してください。私を守れ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get out of the window. Protect me

INTO JAPANESE

窓から出てください。私を守れ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get out of the window. Protect me

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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