YOU SAID:
yeet my poor child to death
INTO JAPANESE
私のかわいそうな子を死にそうだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to die my poor boy
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のかわいそうな少年を死にます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I die my poor boy
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の貧しい少年を死にます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I die my poor boy
Come on, you can do better than that.