YOU SAID:

Yes and no and what and boring when do I leave please

INTO JAPANESE

はい、いいえ、そして何がつまらないですか、いつ出発しますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yes, no, and what's up, when are you leaving?

INTO JAPANESE

はい、いいえ、それでどうしたの、いつ出発するの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yes, no, so what, when are you leaving?

INTO JAPANESE

はい、いいえ、それで何、いつ出発するのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yes, no, so what, when are you leaving?