YOU SAID:
Yes I'm no, no I'm yes. We no yes!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、いいえ、いいえ、はいです。いいえ、はい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, no, no, yes. No, yes!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、いいえ、いいえ、はい。いいえはい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, no, no, yes. No yes!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、いいえ、いいえ、はい。いいえはい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, no, no, yes. No yes!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.