YOU SAID:
Yes sir, captain tight pants
INTO JAPANESE
はい、先生、キャプテンタイトパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
INTO JAPANESE
はい、サー、キャプテンタイトパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.