YOU SAID:
Yes this is Rob speaking. How may we rob you?
INTO JAPANESE
はい、これはロブの話しです。どうやってあなたを奪うことができますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, this is Rob's story. How can I rob you?
INTO JAPANESE
私はJohnと申します。ご用件をどうぞ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is John, how can I help you?
INTO JAPANESE
私はJohnと申します。ご用件をどうぞ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is John, how can I help you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.