YOU SAID:

Yo dawg, the cat just pooped on your lap!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのひざの上に猫がうんざりしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A cat is sick on your knees.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は膝の上に病気です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat is ill on the knee.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は膝の上に病気です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat is ill on the knee.