YOU SAID:
yo! hi! how's it going! tis I, me
INTO JAPANESE
よ!やあ!調子はどう!私、私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
world! Hi! how are you! Me, me
INTO JAPANESE
世界!やあ!元気ですか!私、私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
world! Hi! how are you! Me, me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.