YOU SAID:
Yo mama is so fat, that her belly button comes home 15 minutes earlier than she does
INTO JAPANESE
お前の母ちゃんは太りすぎて、おへそが15分も早く家に帰ってくる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is so fat her belly button comes home 15 minutes early
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは太りすぎて、へそが15分早く帰宅する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is so fat her belly button comes home 15 minutes early
You've done this before, haven't you.