YOU SAID:

Yo momma so thick she might as well be mollasses

INTO JAPANESE

お母さんはとても太いので、彼女は同様に蜜柑であるかもしれません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because the mother is so thick, she may be a tangerine as well

INTO JAPANESE

母親はとても太いので、彼女もみかんかもしれません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother is so thick that she may be orange

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は彼女がオレンジ色かもしれないほど厚いです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother is so thick that she may be orange