YOU SAID:

Yo what up Jesus 'ere. Today we're gonna be crackin open some ice with a toothpick that i shan't and didn't still.

INTO JAPANESE

どうかイエス・キリストです。今日私たちは、爪楊枝でいくつかの氷を開けて開けるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am Jesus Christ. Today we will open some ice with a toothpick.

INTO JAPANESE

私はイエス・キリストです。今日私たちは爪楊枝で氷を開きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am Jesus Christ. Today we open ice with a toothpick.

INTO JAPANESE

私はイエス・キリストです。今日私たちは爪楊枝で氷を開きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am Jesus Christ. Today we open ice with a toothpick.