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yoinkers boinkers doinkers dunk my biscuit in my tea please, and buy me a watermelon to smash into my head

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yoinkers boinkers doinkers Soak biscuits in tea, buy watermelon and hit it on your head

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yoinkers boinkers doinkersビスケットをお茶に浸し、スイカを買って頭にぶつけます

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yoinkers boinkers doinkers Soak biscuits in tea, buy watermelon and hit it on your head