YOU SAID:

You are dumb as a box of stones. I really should know better than to talk to you when you are high.

INTO JAPANESE

石のボックスとしてダムです。私は本当にあなたに話をときに高いより知ってする必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is dumb as a box of rocks. May I know do you talk when higher than necessary.