YOU SAID:
You are the reason God created the middle finger.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここにいるのは、君のためだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the reason I'm here.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここにいるのは、君のためだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the reason I'm here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.