YOU SAID:

you FAILED your vibe check... *smashes your head in with a baseball bat*

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはあなたのバイブチェックに失敗した... *野球のバットであなたの頭を粉砕*

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You failed your vibe check... smashing your head with a baseball bat.

INTO JAPANESE

バイブチェックに失敗した...野球のバットで頭を打ち砕く。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Vibe check failed... They smash their head with a baseball bat

INTO JAPANESE

チェックに失敗しました...野球のバットで頭を打つ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Check failed... They hit their head with a baseball bat

INTO JAPANESE

チェックに失敗しました...野球のバットで頭を打つ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Check failed... They hit their head with a baseball bat