YOU SAID:

you gotta make it a big weird convoluted sentence

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大きな奇妙な複雑な文にならないんです。

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I'm not big strange complex sentences.

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きな奇妙な複雑な文ではないです。

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I am not big strange complex sentences.

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きな奇妙な複雑な文ではないです。

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I am not big strange complex sentences.