YOU SAID:

You look like squidward if he got his face slammed in a car door, plowed by a tractor, and then set on fire.

INTO JAPANESE

彼が顔を車のドアに激突させ、トラクターで耕され、そして火をつけたならば、あなたは不器用に見えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You will look clumsy if he makes his face crash the door of the car, it is plowed with a tractor and turned on the fire.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼の顔を車のドアに衝突させ、それがトラクターで耕され、そして火をつけさせるならば、不器用に見えるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you make his face collide with the door of the car, it will be plowed in the tractor and put on fire, you will look clumsy.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼の顔を車のドアに衝突させるならば、それはトラクターで耕されて、火をつけられるでしょう、あなたは不器用に見えるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you make his face hit the door of the car it will be plowed with a tractor and it will be lighted, you will look clumsy.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼の顔を車のドアにぶつけるとそれはトラクターで耕され、そしてそれは明るくなるでしょう、あなたは不器用に見えるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you hit his face against the door of a car it is plowed with a tractor and it will light up, you will look clumsy.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼の顔を車のドアにぶつけたとき、それはトラクターで耕されて、そしてそれは明るくなるでしょう、あなたは不器用に見えるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you hit his face against the door of a car it is plowed with a tractor and it will light up, you will look clumsy.