YOU SAID:

You may be called that s*** which was hilarious. That was horrible time. A child died somewhere. Don't be naughty children, you'll get choked hold by the freaking christmas brat

INTO JAPANESE

笑えるクソ野郎と呼ばれるかもしれない。ひどい時代だった。どこかで子供が死んだ。悪い子はダメだ、クリスマスのガキに首を絞められるぞ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You might call me a laughing motherfucker. Those were terrible times. Somewhere a kid died. Don't be naughty, you'll get strangled by a Christmas brat.

INTO JAPANESE

笑ってるクソ野郎って言われるかもしれない。ひどい時代だった。どこかで子供が死んだ。悪いことしないで。クリスマスのガキに首を絞められるよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

People might call me a laughing idiot. Those were terrible times. Somewhere a kid died. Don't be mean. Some Christmas brat will strangle you.

INTO JAPANESE

みんなは私を笑っているバカと呼ぶかもしれない。あの頃はひどい時代だった。どこかで子供が死んだ。意地悪しないで。クリスマスのガキがあなたを絞め殺すよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

People may call me a laughing fool. Those were bad times. Somewhere a child died. Don't be mean. A Christmas brat will strangle you.

INTO JAPANESE

みんなは私を笑う愚か者と呼ぶかもしれない。それは悪い時代だった。どこかで子供が死んだ。意地悪しないで。クリスマスのガキがあなたを絞め殺すよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

People may call me a laughing fool. Those were bad times. Somewhere a child died. Don't be mean. The Christmas brats will strangle you.

INTO JAPANESE

人々は私を笑う愚か者と呼ぶかもしれない。それは悪い時代だった。どこかで子供が死んだ。意地悪しないで。クリスマスのガキどもがあなたを絞め殺すだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

People may call me a laughing fool. It was a bad time. Somewhere a child died. Don't be mean. The Christmas brats will strangle you.

INTO JAPANESE

みんなは私を笑う愚か者と呼ぶかもしれない。それはひどい時だった。どこかで子供が死んだ。意地悪しないで。クリスマスのガキどもがあなたを絞め殺すだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

People may call me a laughing fool. It was a bad time. Somewhere a child died. Don't be mean. The Christmas brats will strangle you.