YOU SAID:

you poo everytime you sleep thats why your bed is brown

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが寝るたびにあなたはうんち

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Every time you go to bed you are a pooh

INTO JAPANESE

寝るたびにあなたはうんちです

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Every time I go to sleep you are a poo

INTO JAPANESE

私が寝るたびにあなたはうんちです

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Every time I go to bed, you are poor

INTO JAPANESE

私が寝るたびに、あなたは貧しい

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Every time I go to bed, you are poor