YOU SAID:
you put them in the toaster you cook em
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはemを調理するトースターにそれらを置く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You put them on the toaster to cook em
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはemを調理するためにトースターにそれらを置く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You put them on the toaster to cook em
That didn't even make that much sense in English.