YOU SAID:

You're a five-year-old pee-stained mattress.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは5歳のおしっこしたマットレスです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are a 5 year old pee mattress.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは5歳のおしっこマットレスです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are a 5 year old pee mattress.