YOU SAID:
you’re a steaming pile of manure
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは肥料の蒸し山です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a steamer of fertilizer
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは肥料の蒸し器です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a fertilizer steamer
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは肥料蒸し器です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a fertilizer steamer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.