YOU SAID:
You’re mad lame yo, I doubt you can skate
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは狂っているよ、私はあなたがスケートできるとは思わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're crazy, I don't think you can skate
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはクレイジーだ、私はあなたがスケートできるとは思わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're crazy, I don't think you can skate
That didn't even make that much sense in English.