YOU SAID:
You're naked, there's a 14-year-old girl here, you're chasing a cat around, you've got Cool Whip...
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは裸で、ここには 14 歳の女の子がいて、猫を追いかけ回していて、クール ホイップを持っています...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're naked and here's a 14-year-old girl chasing a cat around and holding a Cool Whip...
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは裸で、14歳の女の子がクールホイップを持って猫を追いかけ回している...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're naked and a 14-year-old girl is chasing a cat around with a Cool Whip...
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは裸で、14歳の女の子がクールホイップを持って猫を追いかけ回しています...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're naked and a 14-year-old girl is chasing a cat around with a Cool Whip...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.