YOU SAID:

You’re on the phone with your girlfriend she’s upset she’s going off about something that you said but she doesn’t get your humour like I do!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはあなたのガールフレンドと電話をしています.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are on the phone with your girlfriend.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはガールフレンドと電話中です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are on the phone with your girlfriend.