YOU SAID:
You're under arrest for assault and battery, jaywalking, arson, murder, breaking and entering, theft, vandalism, robbery, trespassing, loitering, fraud, embezzlement, money laundering, hacking, phishing, impersonating a police officer, and resisting arrest.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは暴行、信号無視、放火、殺人、住居不法侵入、窃盗、器物損壊、強盗、不法侵入、徘徊、詐欺、横領、マネーロンダリング、ハッキング、フィッシング、警察官のなりすまし、逮捕抵抗の罪で逮捕されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will be arrested for assault, running a red light, arson, murder, trespass, theft, criminal damage, robbery, trespass, loitering, fraud, embezzlement, money laundering, hacking, phishing, impersonating a police officer, and resisting arrest.
INTO JAPANESE
暴行、信号無視、放火、殺人、不法侵入、窃盗、器物損壊、強盗、不法侵入、徘徊、詐欺、横領、マネーロンダリング、ハッキング、フィッシング、警察官のなりすまし、逮捕抵抗の罪で逮捕されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will be arrested for assault, running a red light, arson, murder, trespassing, theft, destruction of property, robbery, trespassing, loitering, fraud, embezzlement, money laundering, hacking, phishing, impersonating a police officer, and resisting arrest.
INTO JAPANESE
暴行、信号無視、放火、殺人、不法侵入、窃盗、器物損壊、強盗、不法侵入、徘徊、詐欺、横領、マネーロンダリング、ハッキング、フィッシング、警察官のなりすまし、逮捕抵抗の罪で逮捕されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will be arrested for assault, running a red light, arson, murder, trespassing, theft, destruction of property, robbery, trespassing, loitering, fraud, embezzlement, money laundering, hacking, phishing, impersonating a police officer, and resisting arrest.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.