YOU SAID:

You shall kuso in bed tonight.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは今夜ベッドでクソしなければならない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have to fuck in bed tonight.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは今夜ベッドでセックスしなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have to have sex in bed tonight.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは今夜ベッドでセックスをしなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have to have sex in bed tonight.