YOU SAID:

You sir, are a very ugly platypus looking buffoon who has had far to much time to drink.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは非常にいカモノハシのように見える道化師で、飲む時間がずっとありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are a clown that looks like a very platypus and has always had time to drink.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは非常にカモノハシのように見えるピエロであり、常に飲む時間がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are a clown that looks very much like a platypus and always had time to drink.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはカモノハシに非常によく似たピエロで、いつも飲む時間がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are a clown very much like a platypus and always had time to drink.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはカモノハシに非常によく似た道化師であり、常に飲む時間がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are a clown very similar to platypus and have always had time to drink.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはカモノハシに非常に似ている道化師であり、常に飲む時間がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are a clown very similar to platypus and have always had time to drink.