YOU SAID:
You smell like a big potatoe that got slapped with a onoion
INTO JAPANESE
君は大きな鍋のように匂いがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You smell like a big pot
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは大きな鍋のようなにおいがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You smell like a big pot
Come on, you can do better than that.