YOU SAID:

You've got to help me man my tie is evil and it's trying to kill me.

INTO JAPANESE

助けてください、私のネクタイは邪悪で、私を殺そうとしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Help me, my tie is evil and is trying to kill me.

INTO JAPANESE

助けてください。私のネクタイは邪悪で、私を殺そうとしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please help. My tie is evil and is trying to kill me.

INTO JAPANESE

助けてください。私のネクタイは邪悪で、私を殺そうとしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please help. My tie is evil and is trying to kill me.