YOU SAID:

you were not born on the back porch at noon

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは正午にバックポーチで生まれていませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You weren't born in the back pouch at noon

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは正午にバックポーチで生まれていませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You weren't born in the back pouch at noon