YOU SAID:
Your honor I can guarantee you the man on the screen is not me, but he definitely has impeccable taste in fashion.
INTO JAPANESE
画面上の男が私ではないことを保証することができますあなたの名誉は、彼は間違いなくファッションの完璧な味を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your honor, who can guarantee that the guy on the screen is not me, he definitely has the perfect taste of fashion.
INTO JAPANESE
画面上の男が私ではないことを保証できるあなたの名誉、彼は間違いなくファッションの完璧な味を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your honor, who can guarantee that the guy on the screen is not me, he definitely has the perfect taste of fashion.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
