YOU SAID:

your mom is so short she can’t spank me

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんは背が低すぎて私をたたくことができない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

your mother is too short to hit me

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんは私を殴るには背が低すぎる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

your mother is too short to hit me