YOU SAID:

Your up the creek without a paddle

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パドルなしであなたの川を上って

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Up your river without a paddle

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パドルなし、川を

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No paddle the river

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川を漕ぐ者はいません

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There is no one sitting on a river

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川沿いに座っている人はいません。

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No one sits on the river.

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誰も川沿いに座ってください。

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Who also sit on the river.

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誰も川に座っている。

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Nobody is sitting in the river.

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誰も川に座っていません。

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Nobody is sitting in the river.