YOU SAID:
Your waifu a ship! SHIIIIIP!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのワイフ船!シイイップ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your wife ship!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの妻の船!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your wife's ship!
INTO JAPANESE
奥さんの船!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your wife's ship!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.